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Created on 2006-03-21 06:55:40 (#9835442), last updated 2006-08-07

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Basic Info
Name:Selwyn Harris
Location:Sydney, Australia
Bio
Name: Selwyn Harris
City: Sydney
Alignment: Neutral
Special powers?: "Adjustable" hearing
History:
Selwyn was born to a couple in Sydney, grew up with two older siblings, and lead a fairly unremarkable life up until one day his power manifested during a music festival. After a weeks of constant headaches, he learned to control this hearing ability (though he never learned of this end of the world business until now) and use it to his advantage. Within a matter of months, Selwyn Harris single handedly ruled the school grounds, though not in name.

Several years later, he graduated from teacher's college in a year that he would never reveal, as it would give his students clues about his age.

Now currently, he is 31 (very few people know this) and single, living in Sydney on his own, and also a Year 6 teacher at a primary school. Nobody dares to ask him how long he's been teaching, though some people have the nerve to call him ancient when they think he can't hear them. But he can, and he makes it a point to force detentions on them while they splutter about it being completely unfair.

These detentions sometimes involve making the brats write out the lyrics to the Queen songs he listens to as they play.

Personality:
Dr. Seuss was terribly mistaken.

Selwyn Harris was the guy who stole Christmas.

... Well, no, he didn't, but he wishes that he did, just to see the look on his students' faces.

Selwyn has been described as mean, evil, diabolical, grouchy, pissy, bitchy and "probably gay", and many have referenced the "apartment building up his ass" several times when mentioning him. He tends to deny it all, and (rather meanly, evilly, diabolically, grouchily, pissily, bitchily and somewhat gayishly) claims that he is a perfectly sweet, charming, dashing, wonderful, nice and completely straight young man with nothing up his ass.

He believes that a little white lie now and then never hurt anyone. That's what the steel metre ruler at the front of his classroom is for.
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